SZ Blockprints™ X J.Crew high-rise full-coverage bikini bottom in green paisley

I took a chance and bought this bottom (and the matching bikini top). It is a super cute bikini and I had no issues with the crotch area. It is normal fitting and not abnormally slim in that area at all. Love the print and the color!

I cannot wear any of the three bottoms I bought on final sale, except as underwear under shorts. Money, meet drain. I am 5"4", 150lbs, curvy but fit, bought a medium, and while technically it fits, it absolutely is not full or medium coverage if my most personal area is flashing when I do a breaststroke or backstroke style kick. After prior few years' "full coverage bottoms" NOT covering my butt, now the crotch is... for people without... anything down there-as if humans are actually like barbies! Utimately, no matter how revealing you want to be, most people wear swimsuits to keep our privates private. And-over my backside, they are terrible. Constantly crawling up, as if trying to be a thong. Need better quality leg elastic plus just an inch more fabric around the legs and crotch. JCrew, stop being cheap. Cover our orchids. They are all unique, but none of them are non-existent.